Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

Michael M.

Michael M is a very hot and social guy. He has many friends and people love to be around him. Michael M is one of the popular guys a jock but he isn’t full of himself like some of them are. He is usually on the football team and would date a cheerleader. All the girls love to be around him and even if they don’t show it every girl is secretly in love with him. Don’t miss your chance with him, he is a great guy all around and any person would be lucky to have him in their life.

“Omg look it’s Michael M, lets go talk to him”

“Look, Look, Look, It’s Michael M. He is so hot”

by GD.2.3.4.5.6 November 3, 2017

michael abrogar

a pencil dick, low life, ugly beast that doesn't do anything with his life but bully people

Damn that MICHAEL ABROGAR really isn't doing anything with his life.

by thatas1anguy November 15, 2017

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

Michael Wenninger

The chosen one, a fusion of 2 beings, one of good, with the power of creation, and one of bad, with the power of destruction. His right hand is corrupted, and according to the prophecy foretold by the dark shadows that dwell in the light, he will make a decision that will lead the world into chaos or peace. His power to create is only defined by his will, and his determination will show through once he truly understands his power. He has many talents, such as dimensional travel using his scissors, chidori, the ability to conjure a lance from his gem, the understanding of a town in Oregon with many mysteries, the science of alchemy, and the power to absorb souls.

Don't fight against Michael Wenninger, he's got powers. Like crazy extreme guy powers.

by TehChosinJuan February 13, 2018

Michael Cavanagh

Michael Cavs Cavanagh Flying Michael Toenail Cabana plays drums for the band King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard. He also put out a solo exceptional magical percussion album. He is undoubtedly one of the most talented and sexy drummers of his generation. He is a cute and wholesome cancer king who now masters the double kick after so many years of hard work. This mad lad is now also a dad rocker just like his fellow band members Stuart and Lucas.

Gizzy 1 : Yo have you heard the news CAVS album?
Gizzy 2 : YEAH MAN THAT SHIT IS CRAZY I WOULD LET MICHAEL CAVANAGH KICK (DRUM) THE SHIT OUT OF ME ANY DAY AND I WOULD LITTERALY THANK HIM

by cybooger October 12, 2021

Michael MJD

A tech YouTuber that has 218k subscribers.

I watched a Michael MJD video!

by GustasMarc September 11, 2021