Michael Moment

This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which someone is incorrect/mis-informed on a certain subject but continues to refuse to acknowledge their mistake afterwards even when called out or undeniably disproven.

"The Michael": "There is no jump button in Minecraft."
Everyone: "Michael Moment"

by SpaceOutlaw July 13, 2022

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

michael pella

One of my friends, they’re the biggest stud I know and is irresistible to everyone except for me.

Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario

Timbits: Yeah he’s massive

Morrow: yeah

Morrow:

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 13, 2020

Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012

michael abrogar

a pencil dick, low life, ugly beast that doesn't do anything with his life but bully people

Damn that MICHAEL ABROGAR really isn't doing anything with his life.

by thatas1anguy November 15, 2017

michael welsh

He is smelly and fat and he lives like a hobo that eats fried cats

Oh Michael Welsh eats too much fried cats

by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017