Double Straight

Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.

"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."

by sneakymanbeingsneaky December 27, 2019

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bisexual straight

It's like you like both but you prefer guys

She's a bisexual straight why even be bisexual just be straight

by darksouls21 May 23, 2017

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Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time

i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.

by ShonnGreen July 27, 2016

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Straight Martini

a martini (any kind) served in a highball or other glass to avoid the stuffy (gay) image of drinking from a martini glass. easier not to spill too.

Martini glass = Gay
Regular glass = Straight

Straight Martini - ill take a straight dirty martini, i might get my ass kicked in a place like this walking around with a martini glass

by LoDoSi December 2, 2011

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A "sexuality" made by transphobic heterosexuals that's simply just being straight with a preference for cisgenders

Super-straight emerged somewhere in TikTok and was passed on by transphobic trolls on social media like Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Many Discord trolls also use this term to ignite drama with transgender people.

If you see one of these kinds of people, ignore them at all costs.

Person 1: I'm super-straight!
Person 2: Stop being transphobic you fucking bitch.
Person 1: How dare you act superphobic!
Person 2: It's literally just being straight but preferring cis people over transgenders.

by [massive skill issue] Robo November 21, 2021

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