Simp

A short 5’2, madden loving, white hoodie wearing male. That falls for girls every time the show him any affection at all. So stupid doesn’t realize he’s getting played or that he’s over reading the situation. Thinks playing Minecraft together is dating. Ego sky rockets after getting attention. Has only one specific type. In the friend zone a majority of the time.

Your such a simp

by Sebby 1036 March 2, 2020

Simp

S - socks
I - in
M - my
P - pockets

Yo is Derek a simp?
Yeah he always carries at least one sock in his pocket

by GreatestpivotsinceMJ March 2, 2020

Simp

That nigga Edgar V.

guy #1: bruh you heard of that nigga Edgar?

guy #2: of course I have. THAT NIGGA'S A SIMP!

by B3n_D0ver March 9, 2020

Simp

Someone who’s name is Abram

Abram is a simp at school

by Osoisthebest March 11, 2020

simp

squirrels in my pants

bro, there are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by redsmurff March 11, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything he has to do to get a smell of the female genitalia

Ross colgan is a simp

by Ben rooney youngfella March 15, 2020

simp

Blackout

Dude you're just like blackout!
Who is that?
A huge fucking simp! KEKW

by tawz March 20, 2020