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Sand God

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
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The Sand Trap

You rub sandpaper on your condom so it is grippier, and you stick it inside a girl.
Guy 1: “Hey how was last night?”
Guy 2: “It was great. I used the sand trap on her.”
Guy 1: “Nice.”
by Uejsbshfjs April 1, 2022
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Sand

Dancing on the sand
Sound of jungle
George Sand
Dans et hors
Horse and shell
Danse
I listen to the sea running in the sand Danse of the shell
by Coris August 30, 2023
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