karma punked

extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you

My second chance was more like a probation-I just got karma punked.

by Cassandra silenced October 10, 2009

skunk punk

The act of making people believe they’re smelling a dead skunk on the road outside, when you in fact farted in the car.

On the way home from Taco Bell, I totally skunk punked my kids into believing there was a dead skunk outside, after ripping one in the car.

by Pete Timmers May 2, 2018

Punk juice

Crystal meth

Cop : *knee on head sifting through pockets* Is that punk juice?

Punk: Fuck you bitch thats prescription!
Cop: Its a bag of dope kid your going to jail fucktard.

Punk: *spits blood at cop* fuck you slave!! Shoot it up your ass! I didnt kick that fucking door in either I got kicked through it!!!

Cop: * reads Miranda's *

by Punkjuice 1022 May 26, 2017

vegitarian punk

a punk who is vegitarian.

a poser.

by j03 April 8, 2004

sparkle punk

Punk + prep

Did you see that guy with rhinestones on his black, saggy pants? How sparkle punk!

by AudreyT December 26, 2008

pretty in punk

My best friends 11 yr old sisters band name. She doesn't really play an instrument. Neither does her one band mate. They have one song. Schoolboy. Its alot like "skater boi". They drool over Avril Lavinge. My adjective for stupid wannabe-punk little avril lavinge fans.

God your sister is so pretty in punk!

by Evil Bella January 7, 2004

Junk Punk

Junk Punk is the new "Punk" groups like Blink 182, Green Day, Panic! at the disco ect. It's no longer real punk, but pop-punk.

Buddy: Man, have you downloaded the latest blink song?
You: Nah, that shit is just junk punk.

by pgcr90 March 11, 2007