bacon juice

The gooey liquid that is produced when bits off poop escape from your anal cavity and mixe with the persperation in between your ass cheeks producing a slimy subtance that stains your underwear.

Adam was secretly fed several ex-lax's and a little bit of poop exited his anus and mixed with his sweat after playing basketball which stained his boxers and made him smell, therefore making him a loser.

by Bert, Dirty Sanchez, and Billith Wagith June 6, 2003

carrot juice

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used to describe someone attractive.

"That snowboarder Shawn White is so cute."

"I know, I really like those carrot juice guys."

by Amber Thomas September 26, 2006

hooker juice

A drink that will turn a prude ass bitch in a a cum guzzling hooker

I took your sister on a date last night. She kept saying no to my cock, so I gave her some hooker juice and she wouldn't get off me.

Your sister wouldn't play with my balls, but after I gave her some hooker juice, she was sucking my cock down like it was her job!

by Jerold & Nicole January 7, 2009

Juice-Cicle

When you take your index finger and stick it into a female's vaginal crevice. Let it sit there a moment, then pull it out, wet and all, and have her lick the pussy liquid off.

Lick that Juice-Cicle bitch!

by BigDick January 29, 2004

Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

Story Juice

Favorite adult beverage of choice that gets you really drunk and makes the wild story a bit more loco. This can be beer, wine, or usually straight alcohol. Typically good “story juice” is Tequila, Vodka, Everclear or something 70proof+. Originated in San Diego after a few to many Mexico trips.

Last night the story juice got the best of me and I took the grenade home. OR Eric had a bit to much of the story juice and threw up all over himself, now he is the story.

by SD Kurtis December 11, 2008

juice rage

n. referring to a person that is suffering from the side effects of steroid use, namely a short temper

Oh god, he always flies into a juice rage when people don't do what he wants.

by ssssddddd March 11, 2007