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Revised (revises) history

Alter true facts or series of events to make the true situation work in ones favour so they don't look so bad. Someone who manipulates past events or conversations so they become the victim instead of the bully.
She revised (revises) history to people don't know that she was that cause of all the issues.

She revised history so people will think she is the victim.
by Gem Singer March 28, 2017
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American History

Code for curb stomping someone, usually among White Supremacists directed at black people. Referencing American History X.
Hey, teach that nigger a lesson in American History.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Canada's History

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.
by xythadar February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

the most deplorable sexual act imaginable. involves maple syrup, moose antlers and the stanley cup.
guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?
by gdefelice February 4, 2010
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chinas history

china's history is where a bunch of blind people talk in a random word with crazy dictator who like to bomb random countries for no reason, and cant see when the smile, there dictator bum is red as a potato and as chubby as big chungus
"have you seen chinas history" "yea it really bad"
by cocunutnack October 12, 2020
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Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.
by johnsteck February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.
I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.
by missingyes February 4, 2010
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