History

Erased from history because we're not as equal as people would like us to be.

Hym "You're trying to erase me from history so I'm going to murder a kid and then kill myself. You're trying to control me so I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself to prove that you can't. I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself and you deserve it."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024

Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."

Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."

by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010

HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

Canada's History

The original Canada's History was the title of the show put on for Idi Amin's Grandfather's State visit to Canada, featuring The Aristocrats, Our Gang, Fatty Arbuckle, and a moose.

!@#$^% Canada's History *&%#@$#$%!!??!!!

by cl8^P February 8, 2010

yash from history

yash from history

its actually on there yash from history

by norobuxmeansimsad309194134 March 31, 2022

History

Something a lot of people are either completely ignorant about or have a warped perception of.

The only thing more warped than a millennial's perception of history is an atheist's perception of religion. Our schools are pathetic.

by Hym Iam October 22, 2020

Search history

The system that can get you arrested or grounded for looking up illegal stuff

1. “I hate how the search history got my career ruined by being arrested…”

2. “I can’t go anywhere cause I’m grounded due to my mom seeing my search history…”

by TheShidGames May 19, 2023