A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals
by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.
In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 4, 2022

Similar to a troll, a Goblin will post a statement that is obviously controversial, incorrect, defamatory, etc, on a social media platform in order to trigger an emotional response from people but instead of doing it for the reason of feeding off negativity, they do it for reason of acquiring klout and getting more clicks for their platform.
"that dude obviously knows what hes saying is messed up but it will obviously get him more shares and attention on tiktok sick of these goblins on here, try doing something original"
by Ro-BoWombo January 26, 2022

a small greasy person who may live in there mothers basment for many years or apartment that is filthy goes to comic con dress up as someone smells of amy schumers crotch area or of sweaty ass when all of these conditions are met you get what is known as a gresy little goblin
by kratos boy March 5, 2024

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.
Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.
Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.
Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

by SlopperTopper101 September 21, 2023
