Ed

Short for "extremely deligent."

"William is ed"
"Onb"

by nivqes May 26, 2024

Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

by princessemily123 August 23, 2016

deck Ed

A PG word which refers to the word dick Ed. There are many people which refer to this word but the main person is Darren spittle

person1:your a deck Ed

person2: rUd3

by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019

Ed-Yanni

A guy named Ed-Yanni is basically a god . Ed-Yanni's we're anciently craft by the greek gods themselves .Ed-Yanni's are known to have the smallest cock in the universe ,but to complete what they lacking they got an amazing personality.Also Ed-Yanni are at the very base of the human creation.They put a smile on everybodie's face when they are near them.To finish Ed-Yanni's got the best head game in history , wait I also forgot to mention that they are nearly perfect and handsome .

"Who was that handsome guy walking ? "
"Oh , him , he's the coolest guy in the school , Ed-Yanni"

by SosaFaygo March 10, 2022

Ed sheeren

people usually use this to insult people who have ginger hair or just talking about a singer called”ed sheeren” (for example)

OMG ED SHEEREN GOES TO MY SCHOOL 😍😍😍😍😍😍 or ( OMG ITS ED SHEEEREN !!)

by Kiwicatyt April 17, 2022

Ed Elk

An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.

Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!

Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!

Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?

Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.

Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.

Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.

Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011

Ed’ Weenah

A kind loving person who cares for herself and others, an extremely selfless person who just brings light to places that are dark. She is loved by everyone and appreciates everything she has. She is super sweet while being tough as fuck. She is super sporty and very competitive. Extremely tall, any guy should be lucky to have such a gorgeous goddess like her. She knows her rights and holds her ground while being respectful. Cares for others before she cares for herself. If you’re ever sad she is the person to come to. When she is motivated to do something than she can do anything she can conquer the world if she were to put her mind to it. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t like when you mimic her. She is very good with kids and is the perfect wife material. If you ever meet and Ed’ Weenah you should consider yourself lucky because she is a one of a kind.

Guy 1: Ooooh she’s fine
Guy 2: I bet I can make her be mine
Guy 3: That’s Ed’ Weenah she’s one of a kind

by Kahlmeier March 8, 2025