December 31

The birthday of the biggest dick boi

Man he must be born n December 31 cause he got some huge balls.

by ly1212boom November 13, 2019

No Bitches December

You are not allowed to interact with girls for the rest of the month except your mom cuz shes a man

Jamal: NO BITCHES DECEMBER!!!
Every boys in the school: OMG IT STARTED, DONT INTERACT WITH GIRLS SOLDIERS, THEY ARE ONLY TEMPTATION BY THE DEVILS

by professionalmasturbaiter November 2, 2022

December 11

Slap the hell out of your tall friends

Short friends “slaps”

Tall friend “why did you do that”
Short friend “ it’s December 11th you bitch”

Short friend “slaps again”

by Skskskskskksks December 11, 2020

December 14

The day the band and chorus peoples are gathered and play and eat all night long in clothes and Drink ale!!

Band: Hey it's December 14th!!
Chorus:What??
Band: We must play together and feast and drink ale!!
Chorus: Oh yeah!! It is December 14th I'm so excited!
Band and Chorus: Let's do it!

by MagicMoney69 December 14, 2019

No Wipe December

A month where one person does not wipe at all for all of December to prevent asshole cancer.

Honey, we cant do anal today, I am partaking in No Wipe December.

by Monster Dong 69 December 11, 2020

December 25

Its fucking Christmas what else would it be?

Person 1: What does December 25 mean?
Person 2: Its fucking Christmas.

by Fucking Facts November 15, 2021

December 1st

The official day that you treat the shortest friend like royalty

Anyone who dares not to do this will get jumped

"That 4'9 girl is my queen on December 1st *heart eyes*"

by meulgi November 23, 2021