pre hondo depression

Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.

Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*

by bigstinkmilf October 27, 2021

sunday night depression

that time of day you feel real sad and you just wanna huddle up in your room crying. sunday night depression always starts at 8:00pm sharp.

Doctor: “Why did you need an appointment today?”

“I have sunday night depression.”

by oh oop a rat October 27, 2019

Depressed Cowboy Syndrome

A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.

"Man that dudes corny as fuck he def got Depressed Cowboy Syndrome"

by $$Definition June 20, 2023

kronic bitch depression

when your very depressed that your woman (Bitch) has left your sorry ass for someone who can do a better job at pleasin her.

Nick: Whats wrong with tim? why's he cryin??
Justin: He just lost his girl to ken down the street...
Nick: oh damn, he must be suffering from Kronic Bitch Depression!!!

by JAnton November 6, 2007

yung crippling depression

A meme page currently at 60.7k followers that has a deep obsession with pugs, yung.crippling.depression post at least twice daily.

Me-Did you see yung crippling depression’s new post?

Freind- ya it was fire!

by Dick lover 420 January 7, 2018

Beach postpartum depression

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.

I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.

by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016

Post Marvin Depression

When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.

"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."

by Octofrie July 6, 2020