Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation

Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it

by B_witched9 October 13, 2025

Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

urban coffee

A sexual move ware a woman drinks a gallon of coffee and shits in the mouth of 5 men as the men spit the shit into the other woman's vagina.

Hey babe do you want to do urban coffee to today.

by GgTheFatMan July 22, 2022

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

Zoom Coffee

When you find/meet someone online and think they cute but you can’t take them on a date because they live miles away and it’s covid, this is the best alternative.

Fancy having a zoom coffee sometime?

by Lilybaby August 5, 2021

Coffee

An addicting substance best found at Dunkin’ Donuts

“Bella usually gets 3 cups of a day she’s turning into a coffee addict”

by WitjrorjbEiekndjd June 6, 2018