Analog Coffee

The best coffee you will EVER have!

Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?

by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019

coffee a girl out

similar to smoking a girl out, but instead of weed you get her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream.

Jerry "how do I coffee a girl out?"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"

by klylepercilla November 13, 2019

Coffee

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea

I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.

by MDS March 24, 2019

coffee

something that taste like shit but we still appreciate.

me : shut up and give me some coffee.

by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

Coffee mug.exe

this is a coffee mug but on a mug? Go buy one

i have a coffee mug that says Coffee mug.exe

by oi man April 30, 2019

coffee mug.exe

Just go search it

get a coffee mug.exe

by oi man April 30, 2019

coffee

Colloquial term for anything so perfect, it cannot be described by any other means.

Have you ever seen Inception? That movie is coffee.

by FuckMountEverest May 1, 2019