Twat Money

The required amount of currency for a stripper to flash her genitals at her current client.

"Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"

by SomeRandomLoserInShorts April 9, 2018

Twat Dropping

1. any substance or residue secreted by the vagina, resulting in an evident mark or accumulation on an object. Often the result of either discharge from a serious infection, extremely copious vaginal secretions (often during sexual arousal), or the ever popular post-coital poon goo.

2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.

1. "Man, that ho is so horny, she's leaving twat droppings everywhere she sits!"

2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"

by Rev. Stephen December 8, 2010

wasabi twat

A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!

My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!

by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019

Psychopath Twat

The girl who blames other girls for her boyfriend or husband’s infidelities. No sisterhood. Blame game.

Omg. Emily is a psychopath twat. Her husband sexted over 27 girls .. and yet she tries to slut Shame them on Facebook!

by Mimi1990lbhs October 20, 2017

twat tonsil

Bulbus upper inner thighs, resembling tonsils, that act as a protective barrier to the twat.

I was naked when I fell in the mud...LUCKILY my twat tonsils kept my puddy from getting dirty...

by PHATAZ February 24, 2015

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Twat Swat

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.

by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009