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Rock Kandy

the act of hitting a girl while having sex with her.
Looks like Bill gave Nancy the old Rock Kandy last night.
by KillerBunny12 January 2, 2012
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Queen Of The Rocks

Queen Of The Rocks (Rocks= abbreviation for "Rocket Scientist")

Also called "QOTR"

One who is rather ditzy and has several moments of utter confusion and complex stupidity.
Jordan: Yo did you hear what that rock Gaby did?

Tyler: No, what?

Jordan: She ran into a screen door at my brothers house and broke the whole frame. I think she's the new Queen Of The Rocks!
by This_IsYourDefeat December 9, 2008
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Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.
Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.
by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011
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cross rock

cross rock - verb (transitive)

To wear (or, euphemistically, to rock) two or more brands at the same time. In doing so, the wearer is "crossing" (mixing) their labels.

The standard conjugation of the idiomatic verb "to rock" apply.
"Hey, I like your Puma kicks, but why are you cross rockin' 'em with a Lacoste tee?"
by RoddickRemixed September 14, 2007
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Smut Rock

the genre of music in which the lyrics of normal songs are substituted out in exchange for inappropriate terms and phrases, often times of a sexual or racist nature.
Original Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray

Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal

She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
by Dick Anuss April 23, 2009
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Chris Rock

That guy that got bitch slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith
Will Smith: "KEEP MY WIFE's NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH"
Chris Rock: "It was a G.I. Jane joke..."
by Bree_luv March 31, 2022
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Faux-rock

Bands/artists who are labeled as rock music, hit the rock charts and are labeled on Wikipedia as rock, but who barely, if not at all, sound like rock. Examples are Imagine Dragons and Twenty-One Pilots.
Billboard's Hot Rock chart of the last decade is chock full of faux-rock.
by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER February 8, 2020
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