Coffee

The only way to survive middle school.

Man... I need coffee and vacation.
Loads of both.
Mhh... Zzzzzzzz......

by poke-nl December 18, 2016

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008

Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...

P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity

by Birbados November 21, 2021

Hot Coffee mod

The third-party mod that gives sexual contents to otherwise family-friendly games like "The Sims"

After installing the Hot Coffee mod, The Sims went from a family-friendly game to something that would make my parents blush!

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

coffee educator

A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.

My teacher is definitely a "coffee educator" I love her.

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Grabbing coffee

A code word for male-male anal sex. ‘Let’s grab coffee’ is essentially the same as saying ‘let’s put our private parts together in a fun gay way’. Not everyone will get what the phrase really means, though, some people ask it in church settings to evangelize and welp…

Oh my gosh, I just met this really cute guy, things moved fast, and we’re grabbing coffee on Tuesday!!!

by baebae123 July 15, 2021