chode mites

hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (Chode:You ; )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make shore to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence porn you will die.

SHIT Raul you got your chode mites all over me!
Raul: If you didn't have such a chode you would'nt have that problem!

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008

Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

by wafflepjs March 2, 2010

Giant chode

A big small penis. Someone so weird that they can be described with an apparent contradiction.

Josh is a giant chode.

by awmm May 21, 2015

chode-aphrodite

a hermaphrodite that also has a chode

(also: chode-afrodite or choade-aphrodite)

"man, i heard billy was a chode-aphrodite!"
"really? thats sick!"

by caknyoi April 7, 2005

Chode Syndrome

A disorder which results in a chode. The person will be bullied, called various chode insults, and get no pussy from girls unless they are fatties. It is caused by Chodeanesia

Look at that poor guy with chode syndrome. He'll turn out to be a fag.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

by Aids McMuffin January 8, 2009

Mr Chode

Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.

kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide

John: Woow your Mr Chode

Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode

by Jambus October 29, 2010