When you are in a state of sobriety.
When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.
"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025
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They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.
by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025
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by lolsnowski69420 December 28, 2025
Get the Face Bat mug.A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024
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