hairless bat

A super cool creature that grants others incredible powers. If used correctly then he will be your best friend and grant one good luck in their life. If used incorrectly he will pulverize all and any who stand in his path without a second glance. Soooooo..... uhhh... be nice!!! Lastly, Mother Jesus is an underling compared to him so be nice. His true and immortal name is Cyber.

Ahhh!!!! The hairless bat is coming!!!!

by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019

Bat

Having a bat is also known as having a wank.

Mate, stop having a bat or you are gonna get caught

by Diggity dogg June 1, 2018

on that bat

to be involved in an engaging manner

Somebody asked,

"Where that Topo Chico @?"
Holding them in my hand,
I responded flatly,
"I'm on that bat."

by Splendidfalcon September 7, 2016

Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.

Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.

by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021

african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

Bat

To Wank or Masturbate

Yeah man, I was chucking a bat the other night to a picture of your girlfriend.

by o3o November 24, 2018

super-bats

Ultra insane; way off the charts as far as normal behavior goes.

He was so super-bats from consistent drug use that his stage performances became increasingly bizarre.

by don'tWaitUp July 5, 2010