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dont touch my facue

This was a phrase said by J-hope when they we're going on L.A and they needed to speak English when it was Jimin's turn he said "ssshh" with his index finger on his mouth when he said that some of Jimin's saliva went on Hobi's face and he said "DoNt ToUcH mY fAcUe" cuz of course Jimin's smol finger was dirty bc of his saliva, also its face not facue but back then they werent really fluent much in english so it sounded like "facue"...
H: How are u?
Y: Ssshh im sleeping...
*tries to hug H*
H: No No No
H: Dont touch my facue
Y: whatevah..
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol
Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass
by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022
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touching grass

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
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touch list

The list of persons someone plans to touch in romantic or sexual manner.
- Girl, I miss you so much. You're next in my touch list btw.
by shprot January 10, 2025
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Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.
Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.
by Dengus69 August 3, 2016
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National touch thigh day

National touch thug day is a day where your friends who ever can touch your thigh or thighs . On October 4 or the moth of October .
Aye why you touch her thigh!

It’s national touch thigh day bro
Ohhh okay okay
by Bracefxce_jay October 4, 2021
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Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
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