Spider man

You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face

“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face”

by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021

Spider bloat

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

Spider man

Shoots sticky substances out

Spider man shoots sticky stuff in bed

by Polodakangaroo November 1, 2019

spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off

Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."

by Krkič February 6, 2019

Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.

John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.

by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020

Spider-Thyst

it’s the Y in spyder :3 made this for my friend :0

spyder-thyst
"WHO THE ---- IS SPIDER-THYST! The only "spider-thyst" i know is earth-2900's Spyder-Thyst"

by S0phie :3 January 18, 2024

The Spider Gang Effect

Releasing some of the best music of all time, and immediately after dropping the biggest piece of horseshit music you’ve ever heard.

Wow, Lil Darkie’s new album “USD” is fucking horrible! Yet another example of The Spider Gang Effect

by toejam08 August 17, 2025