Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

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The Serenbe Slide

The act of an affluent white woman consuming copious amounts of wine and proceeding to send sexually suggestive messages to the social media inbox of an unsuspecting and typically uninterested potential mate.

Woooo boy! I feel bad for Sergio, Karen went a little overboard in the Costco wine aisle and an hour later she did the Serenbe Slide into his dm's!

by Serenbe Sam March 21, 2023

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Slided

Slided (verb sl-hi-de)
Slided describes the action of having no IQ whatsoever. Provided by a great philosopher and mathematician from the XIV century, Henry.

Hey 5Q_Q5 , we know you slided yesterday.
Ref please don't card me, I slided accidentally.

by Walakin December 2, 2019

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Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide

A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.

My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.

by Thevkng October 2, 2021

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slurry sliding

a euphemism for committing suicide via laying in the snow stark naked and dying from hypothermia

yeah, I used to think about slurry sliding a lot when I lived in the mountains, not so much anymore now that I live in the sun

by funnywords8346 July 31, 2023

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Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.

Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018

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