When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
Get the The Puppy Problemmug. by jamarcus522 January 23, 2024
Get the puppy sweepmug. by FUCKYEAHYEEEHEE July 20, 2025
Get the Puppy partsmug. Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexual in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Dani: I learned a new term in my human sexuality class.
Kandiss: What is that?
Dani: Puppy love.
Kandiss: Yeah, that’s the reason why I broke up with my boyfriend. He thought his basic to limited sex game was on point.
Kandiss: What is that?
Dani: Puppy love.
Kandiss: Yeah, that’s the reason why I broke up with my boyfriend. He thought his basic to limited sex game was on point.
by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025
Get the Puppy Lovemug. When a man begs a woman for sex by getting on all fours and whimpering like a puppy. They will pretend to be a puppy while naked and if the woman thinks they’ve done a good job the woman an will let the man sniff and eat out her anus. Only after this will the woman use a strap-on to preform anal sex on the man, who must pretend to be a dog the whole time
by Boobs42069 January 19, 2022
Get the Pitty Puppymug. One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015
Get the hurt puppy syndromemug. A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.
by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018
Get the boone's farm slush puppymug.