Pretty Big Dick, Dude

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.

Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023

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I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says

teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

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Pretty

You! <3

You're pretty!

I hope you have a wonderful week!! <3

by Go/Joe April 5, 2024

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Pretty

Brittany.

" oh my god, Brittany is literally so dang Pretty!"

by Zxphyr April 14, 2024

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scissor pretty

when a female you usually wouldn't look at in a sexual way is pretty enough to scissor

damn friend you look scissor pretty

by tatimonae April 28, 2024

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Bare Face pretty

bare face pretty adjective (WITHOUT MAKEUP)

not wearing any and all makeup (= colored substances used on a woman’s face to improve or change her appearance): She still looks like a teenager since she's bareface pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare face pretty , natural look.

She still looks like a teenager since she's bare face pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare-face pretty , natural look.

by @TreFKennedy May 4, 2024

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