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Please pass the pasta pastor

This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.
Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.

American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”

British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”
by PastaPastor November 29, 2021
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The mass pass

The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.
Dude: hey man can you give me the mass pass
Friend: no
by LordHeadAss445 January 6, 2020
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Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
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3 free passes

Your boyfriend gets 3 passes to do whatever he wants to do to you anytime anywhere and you can't do anything about it
My boyfriend has 3 free passes he gets to do whatever he wants to me
by Mexicanguy75 January 31, 2020
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Gas Pass

The transfer of gasses when you burp in a girls vagina while giving head, allowing the gas to escape and travel through her body and out of her mouth, making her burp as well
Guy 1: Bro!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I was slurping on my girl’s juice when I gas passed her!
by I eat children’s February 8, 2020
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Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.

This is your free pass to say no to a guy asking for nudes if he has a mullet. If he has a mullet he doesn’t deserve to get nudes.
Today I got to use the Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.
by Sigah April 16, 2020
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passed the test

In other words, you farted out da vaporous by-products of da experimental medicine dat was administered to you.
I took a big swallow of da newly-invented elixir dat da hippie-medicine guru gave me to see if it would help my stomach-bloating, and then emitted humongous clouds of sulfurous methane soon afterwards, so I guess I "passed the test" with flying colors!
by QuacksO March 1, 2020
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