fear poop

To defecate in response to true fright (usu. occurs among puppies, kittens, or other young mammals)

Rover's so excitable they can hardly take him for a walk--every time a car goes by, he fear poops!

by RodEuripides June 8, 2014

poop strike

When your pet refuses to poo no matter how long the walkies.

On that morning, Toby was on poop strike. He resisted to take a dump in that hour long walkie.

by LoloTP April 11, 2017

Micro Pooping

When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.

When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.

Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!

Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!

by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017

Poop Hiker

When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker

Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker

by Teddy butt October 19, 2016

Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Poop Spit

When poop hits the water in the toilet and splashes your butt

Poop Spit is when you poop in the toilet and the water splashes up and hits your butt

by Daisy Mae 2005 February 19, 2011

Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011