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The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.
"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016
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Thumb

did you know your thumb is not a finger?????
by susguyhwopokemon October 28, 2022
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Phat Thumb

A women with a big clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat thumb, pressin up against her panties. Thang big as hell, finna pop out!"
by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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Thumb Cunt

A dumb ass cunt that has their thumb shoved to far up their ass.
That Karen over there is a thumb cunt.
by Raven Maroney January 28, 2025
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thumbs up

by 1000/11 August 5, 2022
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disposable thumbs

A play on the termopposable thumbs,” essentially implying that humans can dispose of their thumbs.
Humans are some of the only animals that have disposable thumbs.
by UrAverageHoovy October 29, 2022
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thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
by thym4pizza June 6, 2017
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