snap n crap

when you get so mad you poop!
A: wow sam got so mad in our meeting today he really snapped n crapped
B: A snap n crap?! god I hate when that happens to me
by talisman.boys January 07, 2025
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Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.
What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door
by ApeShitKing February 01, 2015
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Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett
Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄
by Chicken.wings May 24, 2021
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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
by dr right wing August 17, 2014
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crap rat

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn
by moshababe August 01, 2006
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eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says
Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do
by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021
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Crap giver

Someone who lies about a lot of crap that isn't believable.
Person #1 "OMG! Kaitlin's telling a bunch of crappy lies again!"

Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!
by Crap news June 05, 2015
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