March 24

National Ava day, or National A day.

Show people named Ava or if their names star with a how much you appreciate them.

Hi Ava, It’s March 24, national Ava day!

by cool perso. February 4, 2023

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March 16

Lips Appreciation Day!

"Bro did u even use lip balm today"
"Nah,y should I?"
"It's March 16th"
"Ahhh shit"

by Sw4ghett1 December 3, 2022

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No Men March

Everyone break up with your boyfriends, it’s women season!

It’s No Men March, so I broke up with Daniel. Now I’m gay.

by Abbiefigueroa December 30, 2018

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March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

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March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

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No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022

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