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gooned

yo bro i gooned yesterday
by anonymous October 5, 2023
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Flicker Goon

An advanced method of gooning, typically harder for the pros. (The main point of gooning is to edge for hours.) Flicker gooning typically is a risky methods for pros because they could finish before the minimum time requirement.
“I gooned for 3 hours yesterday!”
“I can flicker goon for 7 seconds
by B1GB4NK May 27, 2024
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goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner
by antoano:3 August 23, 2025
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Goon

The cheapest box wine in a store that gets you absolutely fucked up and not remembering the night
by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015
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Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.
by KastotEmi March 22, 2025
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Goon

When a friend texts you Goon in which refferiing you to Go On xbox and play Call of Duty MW2
Goon
by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010
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Crab Ran Goon Sauce

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish
“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024
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