Goblin

When a chick so ugly that she doesn’t even fit in the scale of 1-10 and actually gets a negative number.

James: “oi what would you rate her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin”
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”

by VikkyBthegoblinsmasher November 23, 2020

Goblin Mode

A mode Soren Rosdahl commonly spiritualizes into where he goes rabid and crazy.

Soren went goblin mode

by Deksun December 10, 2022

Goblin

An act of oral sex; especially with enthusiasm to the point it can be akinned to gobbling (or "goblin") the person up.

"Hey babe, I could go for a Goblin."
*smirks*

by StreakyDaniel92 June 30, 2021

Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019

Globbin’ Goblin

The act of giving a blowjob while dressed in a Halloween costume

I got a Globbin’ Goblin last night at the halloween party

by SlopperTopper101 September 21, 2023

Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.

Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”

by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025