Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.

Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail

by cold porridge May 6, 2018

Fail

No. I didn't fail. I just didn't unilaterally succeed. So, I have saved your fucking kids from dying in school shootings (which I am still not getting explicit credit for and that IS a problem). To the extent that I have failed it is entirely your fault for demanding that I remain out of the driver's seat and for the stupidest reason imaginable (being mean on the internet). So, instead, you have "Targeted people of America" commercials talking about energy weapons and fucking alien mind control or something. You are not the Jeff Gordon here. You are not the Tom Brady. I invented AI (literally) and I'm taking a backseat to retards for what? You don't want to have to accept the dynamic here. I was and am right. You want to extrajudicially police people. Doing that, thinking like THAT, got your fucking kids murdered. And you don't want to have to let it go.

Hym "So, no I didn't fail. I'm STILL not making that fucking Artificial intelligence for free. You DO need to pay for that in a way that is immediate or I DO need to murder some kids. No it is not directed energy weapons. It IS... THE THING THAT I SAID and NOT that. The YouTube fucks who mocked me ARE AT FAULT and I AM NOT THAT. No I do not need other people to 'keep me in check' and trying to do EXACTLY THAT is what is going to cause me to murder your kids. I do not need to be policed my people who are mentally retarded in comparison to me and your likely need to be murdered for thinking that. And you're not thankful. You're not grateful. You're not sorry. SORRY = 100% FULL AND ABSOLUTE AND EXPLICIT PUBLIC CONTRITION and 100% PAYMENT FOR THE VALUE OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO A SOCIETY THAT HAS SCORNED ME. The 'grieving people' are not more important than me. End of discussion."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2025