Above all insults ever known to humanity, this insult will bring about the untimely demise of your opponent.
person 1: your mom gay lmao
person 2: your family reunion a homosexual communion
(all of reality begins to tear apart)
person 2: your family reunion a homosexual communion
(all of reality begins to tear apart)
by Mr_Sister_Fister May 21, 2018
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
The greatest place to be in Connecticut during the summer. If you need a summer job you have a 95% chance of getting one here. Working here is one of the greatest experiences ever if you love working outside and you are a people person with A LOT of patience. Rides is the greatest department...and one of the main reasons why we have guests. If you are like me...you will live at this place and this place will be one of the only things in your life that makes you happy.
Young girl goes to Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park her entire life...Goal for when she grows up: to work at Lake Compounce. She gets a job there when she is 16, becomes overly obsessed and wants her ashes blown over the lake after she passes away and gets cremated.
Employee becomes overly obsessed with the Lake that she actually creeps her coworkers out and her manager cracks jokes.
Employee becomes overly obsessed with the Lake that she actually creeps her coworkers out and her manager cracks jokes.
by sammic0306 March 10, 2011
The worst insult in the entire Universe! Even worst than Ur whole Family is Homoerectus. Not even ur grandpap trap can save it.
Arnold: Ur grandpap trap.
Fredrick: Ur whole family reunion is gay communion.
*Arnold's family dies and he dies and is banished.*
The world shakes and explodes because its the worst insult in the whole universe!
Fredrick: Ur whole family reunion is gay communion.
*Arnold's family dies and he dies and is banished.*
The world shakes and explodes because its the worst insult in the whole universe!
by Bob121231 April 22, 2018
Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"
*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*
*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*
by arandompersonwithnolife July 25, 2017
Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.
this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.
you:O im terribly sorry.
bitch: yes well its quite alright
you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!
you:O im terribly sorry.
bitch: yes well its quite alright
you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III June 01, 2012
The worst family on the internet right behind morgz's family, Her youngest I assume has 96 million on tic tacs or smt like that and her sister......... no. Most of their fans are cringy 12-15 yr olds that do lip syncs with songs such as uh I forgot tbh. Sometimes I wish the word: Charli never combined with : tic tac. Man its 2020 what can you say
The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong
by pseudonym ツ October 19, 2020