Coffee?

Offer to purchase coffee for your friends and co-workers

Paul: "Coffee?"
Allan: "Yeah, can you get me get a medium coffee with one cream. Thanks!"

by pineapplebottom September 2, 2017

Torch the coffee

Slang phrase used to represent smoking a crack pipe

Do you want to go back to my place and the torch the coffee?

Do you mean smoke some crack?

Yep!

by Old man willie October 26, 2018

Coffee market

The coffee market it's a market of coffee, you understand, no, i am not a teacher fuck you
XDDD, I imagine a people read this article, I, I CRY the funny

For example: "Hey, you have any gram of coffee
- no, but in the coffee market has veryy veryy much

by CYROK October 31, 2018

Coffee Seat

It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.

It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.

by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018

Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.

my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.

by terrobite December 14, 2018

spartan iced coffee

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.

I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!

by gennarch December 14, 2018

White Creamy Coffee

1) White Creamy Coffee, the true essence of life. True blood of gods. When you drink White Creamy, your dicc grows 10 times. When you're a girl, you grow two new diccs from your ears

2) Marking name for anything described as GODLY AMAZING.

1)
"Man, yesterday I drank White Creamy Coffee."
"Fuck me right now please."
2)
"Dude this film was White Creamy."
"What the fucc?"

by Sinful Angel December 28, 2018