The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.
by Svonperson March 10, 2017
Get the yellow coffee cup datemug. "Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
Get the Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machinemug. by ConWarlock August 21, 2022
Get the Coffeemug. A super cool place in the kitsap county region where you can hang out and get free food and play video games and stuff like that, also get coffee if you want but you don’t have to
by Jesushasleftthechat December 18, 2023
Get the coffee oasismug. My life support
by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020
Get the Coffee Machinemug. A sexual move ware a woman drinks a gallon of coffee and shits in the mouth of 5 men as the men spit the shit into the other woman's vagina.
by GgTheFatMan July 22, 2022
Get the urban coffeemug. Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
Get the Keyser Coffee Filtermug.