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Hey it’s Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kind of terrible. No! I’m good, I’m amazing, I’m worth your time. I am awesome...... dot com
by White Privileged January 7, 2019
Get the I am awesomemug. 1.when you are so close to pure awesomeness but mess up at the last minute
2.doing something totally awesome but it ends up hurting/killing you
3.your mistake makes your life unpure
2.doing something totally awesome but it ends up hurting/killing you
3.your mistake makes your life unpure
Joe average the race car driver was so close to winning the last race of his life race and making his racing life pure awesomeness but messed up and crashed making his racing life unpure awesomeness
by F. Aggot September 12, 2009
Get the unpure awesomenessmug. 'Awesome-sauce' sounds much better then cool, amazing, fun, and the list goes on. If you use this word, it'll get you instant likes. Why use great when you can use awesome-sauce!
"That was totally awesome-sauce dude!"
Person 1 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2 - Uhhh, I dunno.
Person 1 - To get to the other side!
Person 2 - Haha! That joke is awesome-sauce. Where'd you hear it?
Person 1 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2 - Uhhh, I dunno.
Person 1 - To get to the other side!
Person 2 - Haha! That joke is awesome-sauce. Where'd you hear it?
by TheFreeRangeCookie June 26, 2018
Get the awesome-saucemug. by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
Get the Awesome Man Gets Food Simulatormug. by MrXlacks November 19, 2023
Get the awesome saucemug. by Show Stopper DX May 10, 2010
Get the Awesome Possiummug. Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.
TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
by SURFDUDE88 December 8, 2023
Get the awesomeness in a canmug.