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Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.
Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!
by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019
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Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.
It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.
by Frank789 February 27, 2021
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Whaling

Laying naked on your bed after a hot shower letting the ceiling fan dry you off.
I told him to just come in, the door was open, I was whaling and I wasn’t quite dry yet.
by UnionSuitHero November 2, 2025
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Whale

LANA IS A WHALE
by Cardibisbotched April 5, 2025
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Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.
Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.
by Whale scientist February 3, 2018
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whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings
He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!
by lhtop July 9, 2016
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Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
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