Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006

Your name here doesn't mean shit

We don't care what other people invented about your in Urban dictionary.

Dude, have you checked your name on Urban Dictionary?
- Honestly, your name here doesn't mean shit

by I don't care about your name November 22, 2021

Go commit elevation of co2 in your blood

The intellectual way of saying go kill your self in the worst way possible.

Angry roblox player : go commit neck rope

Intellectual gamer: no you shall instead go commit elevation of co2 in your blood and endure a painful unliving.

by Destyyeet April 20, 2020

wagwan pif ting whats your bbmpin

Being an idiot

Liking a youtuber that takes the piss

Man: oi blud wagwan pif ting whats your bbmpin

Woman: nah mate ima shank ya up first blud if ya dont gimme dem creps

Man: YO ITS A PRANK BRO *gets what he deserves (dies)*

by LegitDurv July 5, 2018

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

all your base are now belong to us

A popular catchphrase that swept across the internet at the dawn of 21st century as early as in 1998. An awkward Engrish translation of “all of your bases are under our control,” the quote originally appeared in the opening dialogue of Zero Wing, a nostalgic 16-bit shoot’em up game released in 1989. Marked by abundance of poor grammar, “All Your Base” phrase and the dialogue scene went viral on popular discussion forums in 2000, spawning thousands of image macros and flash animations featuring the slogan both on the web and in real life.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It’s you !!

CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are now belong to us.

CATS: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha …

Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every ‘ZIG’!!

Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move ‘ZIG’.
Captain: For great justice.

by Himi Jendrix February 24, 2014

National give your girlfriend dick day

On may 21st you must give your girlfriend all the dick she wants, no matter what.

Today is National give your girlfriend dick day, are you excited

by dog1010 May 21, 2020