i thought i was licking my girls pussy but it was her ass ring and now i have got shit bake for fuck sake!!!!
by jackman April 23, 2005
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Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.
by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
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TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
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