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shit bake

if you stick your face in somone elses ass crack you will more than lykly end up with shit bake.
i thought i was licking my girls pussy but it was her ass ring and now i have got shit bake for fuck sake!!!!
by jackman April 23, 2005
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whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings
He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!
by lhtop July 9, 2016
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A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.
by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
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day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.
TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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bullest shit in all the land

complete and utter absurdity.

something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.
"did you see the score on that basketball game?"
"yea it was the bullest shit in all the land!"
by lukas barnes April 9, 2008
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Talkin All That Good Shit

you were talkin all that good shit a second ago, before you go got kicked in yo shit.
by AlexanderTheCamel December 13, 2012
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Square Root of Jack Shit

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
by ARazgriz25@gmail.com April 30, 2016
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