puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Toast

Some good fucking breakfast

Toast can be used for many things like, for either breakfast sandwich or with that nutella

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 26, 2020

toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you

This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday

by Gay professor man November 27, 2020

Toasted Rooster

Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.

Hey man search Toasted Rooster on YouTube, it's funny stuff.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

To toast some rock

To smoke crack or crystal meth from a pipe

Trying to toast some rock in Baltimore? Prepared to make your crack pipe from recycled materials.

by Sexydimma February 8, 2022

stale toast

A dwarf

Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes

by AlfredoWNL September 18, 2021

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023