clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.

1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!

by nogotti August 22, 2011

Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024

Ass Fail

One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"

Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.

by MissInevitable February 24, 2012

Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.

Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.

by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020

fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life

hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol

by biggayfagyholedoodle October 18, 2010

jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.

Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.

by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016

the failed pullouts

a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌

I wish I had the failed pullouts with me rn:(

by Coochiedestroyer999 May 24, 2021