Morning Kyle

Gen Z equivalent of a morning cup of coffee and a cigarette, but instead hitting a disposable vape and drinking a Ghost energy drink
"Woke up tired and cranky so I had to get in a Morning Kyle before court"
by ckaz June 28, 2024
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Good Morning Nate

"Good Morning Nate" is on TV!
Don't you mean "Good Morning 'Stoga?"
by katatomicbomb February 12, 2023
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Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
by Xina Serene December 02, 2011
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bad morning

Person 1: "Good morning!"
Person 2:"Bad morning."
Person 1:"wtf"
by soyalism November 23, 2024
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Bad Morning

Something a kid would say to feel like a savage
Teacher: hey Luke, Good morning!
Kid: Bad Morning Teacher!
by Coincidencesomething December 05, 2023
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Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and wet in the morning.
She dreamed of making love to her lover and woke up with morning dew.
by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023
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