Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.

Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.

by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024

Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

You two are a couple of virgins yall know that?
Oh, blow loads Jerry!

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

Post Load Syndrome

It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.

We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.

by Hi Krunch January 21, 2021

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021

narly load

when you have a huge spaz while offloading your semen onto a women's forehead.

I did a narly load on jessica last night, it went every where!

by billy the massive load May 25, 2018

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013