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British Gas Mask

When you take a shit on a girl's chest, then fart up her nose so that the smell stays there for days. Also used as a sign of dominance in some african cultures
Yeah, I gave this chick a British gas mask the other day....bitch wont be looking at anyone else again.
by Darrylsucksballs November 27, 2011
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1970s Gas Crisis

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ass and then using a piece of plastic tubing to suck the semen back out (or have your partner do so, if long enough), similar to how gas was syphoned out of cars during the oil crisis of the early 1970s.
My freaky girlfriend loves the taste of cum and shit so I convinced her to let me give her a 1970s gas crisis.
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Pennsylvania gas station

The act of inserting one's own penis into the anus, then proceeding to urinate until the intestines fill or bladder empties.
Guy #1: I'm from Jersey, I've never pumped my own...
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.
by fuckkko January 15, 2011
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German Gas Mask

The sexual act of a person putting his/her mouth on the anus of another person as the other person realeases gas into the other persons mouth.
Adne ate Abigales butthole blowout as they did the German Gas Mask.
by J@$0n May 14, 2011
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Old Bag Of Gas

Somebody who is generally unpleasant to be around. Usually cranky, negative, extremly opinionated and basically a total bore.
I am not inviting Barbara to my party! She is such an old bag of gas

or

Get off my front porch you old bag of gas!

or

Abby got an F on her test. What an old bag of gas
by Penny Parrot June 17, 2010
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ga-dunk-a-dunk

a big black ho and her ga-dunk-a-dunk ass
by joe da flava May 14, 2003
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Russian Gas Pedal

To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.
As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.
by Rayna83 January 21, 2009
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