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Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke
by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024
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Spoon of Sagugu

Spoon of sagugu is a cult made by nine year olds in the late 2000s it was made to honor the serenity and beauty of the spoon. Members are highly respected in thier individual communities
Worship the spoooon
Sagugu,Sagugu
Spoon of sagugu ehhhhhhh
by YungBanjThaGod February 4, 2019
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Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".
by Dano78 October 1, 2022
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Spoon sleepwalker

A very rare condition where when the person with the condition is asleep, the innermind of the body finds the need to big or small spoon hes / her partner. Whereas the partner is situated in a different room. Keep in mind not waking up the person or reject the spoon, it will trigger a reaction of the person to spank the butt.
by Babaamattie June 17, 2020
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Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives
Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!
by wxgharvard November 1, 2021
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Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
by Faelord August 27, 2020
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Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.
John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"
by Mei ChingChong August 19, 2020
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