September 20th

September 20th is the day to make a weird noise in class. Whenever you're teacher faces away make any weird noise then act like nothing happened. This is an amazing day. Take it seriously!!

Me:its september 20th
My friend: oh yeah reeeeee
Me:blahalbalan
Teacher:(suddenly joins in) sksksksks
Everyone in class: 😐

by Panda.girl.888 October 20, 2019

September 1

A day you hit your best friend and they are not allowed to fight back

Today is September 1 I have to go hit my best friend and she is not allowed to fight back

by Ello1234567890987654321 November 14, 2020

September 1

The day the hottest guys are born. These guys are hot, muscular and attractive.

Aiden: woah he’s hot
George: yeah of course he’s a September 1st

by Sparkzy April 13, 2021

September 12

A day where you let your boyfriend smash

September 12

by Gbjjggffdggh September 2, 2022

September 8

THE QUEEN FUCKIN DIED

Oh shit of fuck she died on September 8 oh shit oh fuck

by Roadkill526 September 8, 2022

September 11th

The best day ever <3

I missed when the towers fell on September 11th, hopefully it will happen this year!

by Kid King Kobra September 10, 2022

September 22

National Soapy titty pic day!! on this day she has to send you a soapy titty picA

hey its september 22
okay?
you have to send me a titty pic.
oh *sends*

by doritostastelikechicken September 22, 2022