gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway
by fortnite hot November 16, 2022
Get the mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highwaymug. Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.
Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
by awesome town September 18, 2011
Get the jumping cantaloupemug. When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet
by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022
Get the Jump napmug. by anonymous October 11, 2024
Get the Jumpedmug. by Livingonaprayerrrr February 27, 2018
Get the quick to jump on the ice creammug. person 1: “ there’s no such thing as evil people, there’s just ordinary people who do bad things because they’re unhappy ”
person 2: “ jump.”
person 2: “ jump.”
by doomo_03 May 16, 2025
Get the jumpmug. When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.
Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.
by TommyNoleBuc October 13, 2022
Get the Jump The Sharkmug.