Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

super shooter army man explosion war number 2

The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version

Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!

Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!

Guy 1: understandable have a good day

by Average High School Student December 27, 2021

Number

1. A song or musical
2. Mathematical symbol
3. An action to impress or injure someone/something
4. Of a man and beast
5. Count, quantity, measure
6. An attractive man/woman
7. Benzocaine, Lidocaine, Cocaine, Morphine
8. Damage; wreckage
9. Phone access/ID
10. Trick, Game, Con, Scam, etc.
11. Transformation; improvement, assessment

I can't believe I am so stupid to forget his Number already!
Dani really did a Number on her car.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 16, 2022

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.

Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut

by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022

that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected

ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Number 6

Man Urinates on fellow passenger, for not being allowed to smoke. An Algeria man was arrested on February 2016, on arrival to his flight. After causing a fight on the plane and urinating on another passenger. The incidence took place mid air, on an Air Mediterranean: flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through its 90 minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest. But the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members were able to break up the fight and hold down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and then the Algeria man, and the victim involved in the fight, were escorted off the plane by police upon landing.

Number 6, Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being able to smoke.

by LinxVr April 20, 2022