Martin-London

Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.

Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"

by maasd the line April 18, 2024

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#Martin moment

Nagu poggers, aga palju parem

1: Ma just leidsin diasid
2: #Martin moment

by Su ema vaat kes October 7, 2020

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Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

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Douglas Martin jr

Douglas is the most adorable rat ever and likes to bite hamsters, he is also very unawear of stuff around him and is a sexy doggo who we all love xx

"Who's that dog Holly is with? "
"oh that's Douglas Martin jr"
"he's a lovely rat"

by Lewyyy boiii™ June 18, 2019

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Martin Luther King is dead because he never woke up from his dream to fight. He believed in brotherhood, not in leadership. Saying he believed in leadership is like saying he was an instigator that believed in making wars for no reason when he was really about peace. Being about peace tends to get somebody killed.

People say Martin Luther King was about this and that every Martin Luther King Day now that he's not here to speak for himself, they try to speak for him, be his voice, and walk all over his casket in the process. At least the parades were a distraction from that.

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

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