mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle

i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying

by keishaneg September 12, 2025

Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.

Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!

by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018

jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016

Jump Sport Academy

A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.

Bro, your trash you play for Jump Sport Academy.

by Big Wanker June 28, 2019

Keanut Jump

A jump that is seen to be impossible or near impossible. You shout the word before performing the jump

“Keanut Jump!”

by Pfartman127 July 22, 2025

Jumps

A frog

It’s jumps and the witch

by hamchoi69 November 21, 2021