mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

Elf-Jump

When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.

"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "

by $luver$ January 9, 2017

jump squat

A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.

Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015

Jump start

If a sexual partner has nipple piercings you connect jumper cables them and proceed to fuck them from behind whilst making engine noises as if you just jump started ur car on cold day

Dude she let me jump start her last night

by Corey treverson June 29, 2019

jump

leave quickly, especially from a phone conversation

"Oh, look at the time--gotta jump!"

by goldwax January 21, 2022

Jump

A: To propel yourself off the ground using your legs.

B: Attacking somebody or a group in a larger group.

A: I'm gonna jump of this roof.

B: He said minecraft was bad? Nahh we boutta jump dis bitch.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 30, 2025

jump fuel

Jump fuel is a mix of strong alcohol and energy drink. It's like cocaine, just legal.

Just got some jump fuel, let's go to the dance floor.

by dahl00095 December 25, 2018